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Sep. 2nd, 2023 01:13 amKeeping
Wasp Eater: An idiot fuzzerpillar. Utterly adorable, more affectionate than you’d think, and absolutely loathed by a certain someone here. Don’t let her near it!
Heat Pad: A small cloth pouch that feels as if it's filled with rice. Can be heated and applied to an aching muscle or used to heat a cold bed.
Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a Leo symbol on it in olive.
Heating Pad: A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
Diver's Goggles: A well-worn pair of goggles, inscribed with the the address 'P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney'
Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!
Monochrome Bear Kigurumi: UPUUPUUPUUPUUPUU-
Towel: Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is.
The Good Stuff: A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
Antibiotic Gel: A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.
Whiskey (Nice): A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
Shovel: A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to--wait, this place is full of dirt!
Meteorite Arrowhead: An arrowhead discovered in some ancient ruins. Fashioned from a meteorite, they say that getting pierced by it will give you the power to see demons
Playing Cards: A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.
Glitter Cannon Refill: Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
Fireworks: Light up the night sky. WARNING: Do not light indoors.
Flower Order: A paper slip with an order for a flower shop in Cartesio, Nevada. A gift from Franciscus.
Set of Dice: A full set of polyhedral dice of a random design, perfect for randomly coming up with a variety of numbers.
A Pirate's Life For Me: Not an actual life, just the outfit. But you could MAKE it a life if you wanted, because a pirate is free. Eye-Patch not included.
B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?
Holiday Sweater: Dear god this thing is tacky, but it's fluffy and warm.
Cloak: It's not magical in any way, but it might make you feel like it.
Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.
Trading
Inflatable Crocodile: An inflatable crocodile that one can lounge on! Love the crocodile. Be the crocodile.
Space Lube: A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs.
Zoles Diamond: A brand-name diamond popularly used in engagement rings. Although... this one's just an imitation...
Tuxedo Briefs: A pair of black and white briefs that look like a very dapper shirt and tie. You can tear away the front to reveal...a pair of the exact same briefs.
Trumpet: It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
Mad Hat: A large and obnoxious green tophat, bearing the price tag of "In this style 10/6".
G-Sick: Most people consider it a "throwaway watch" due to its poor quality. Still, it enjoys massive popularity thanks to its low price.
Hat Trick: A snazzy purple tophat.
Memorabilia Shirt: "I survived Wonderland and all I got was this lousy shirt."
Monstro: It's a figurine of a rather terrifying whale.
"Wizard" Cloak: A kinda cheap feeling red velvet hooded cloak.
Sanic the Hawtdawg Plush: An ill-advised tie-in toy to an even more ill-advised movie. The eyes haunt you.
Christmas Clothes: A blue suit with a red bow tie and a grey vest, plus a lovely bouquet of lilies to present to the person you're all dressed up for!
Rose in Vitro: A small rose stored inside a test tube. Makes a great gift. It's good for both hellos and farewells. In the language of flowers, a red rose means passionate love.
Golden Gun: A replica of the gun preferred by a famous assassin. It's not really much good by itself. You can't even cock it...
My Son: Your son now.
Doll: A small, unusual looking cloth doll, with brown hair and purple eyes.
Toy Laser Sword: A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
Chain: Ten feet of sturdy iron chain.
Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
Flotation Donut: A gigantic donut that doubles as a flotation device. And naturally, you can snack on it while floating out to sea. It comes in a variety of styles.
Red Like Rosepetals: Just. A bunch of rose petals, not even in a jar or anything. They smell like friendship, which coincidentally smells a lot like roses.
Foego: A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is cherry blast.
Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
Tróo: A broom that can shift between lazerblade and rifle when needed. Good for cleaning up messes of all kinds.
Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it.
Bad End Fit: A black suit and tie that comes with a thick collar and leash that can be worn around your neck.
Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
Insect Repellent: A acrid smelling liquid that will repel insects for a few hours if sprayed on something. It is safe for skin! Most skin! Human skin.
Signet Ring: A large golden ring with a foreign looking crest on it.
The Dreaded Knarrevik: An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
Smuppet: A puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump.
Tigerbreast: A toy version of a loyal pet!
Cape: A long and very unusual black cape, lined in bright blue, with several areas that look akin to butterfly wings.
Cerberus: It's a three headed dog! ...In plush form! The horns on its heads might look a little familiar.
Red Dress: Fashionable and slimming! For when you want to really shine on the dance floor. A gift from Pyrrha.
Microphone: A red bedazzled microphone— pick up with a pen, and overthrow history! (Or as we like to call it: HERSTORY)
Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
Burgie: A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.
Gone
Atlas Shrugged: A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
Tea: A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
Kirlian Camera: A camera invented to take pictures of electrical fields surrounding objects. Sadly, there's no film in it...
Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal!
A Cup of Pine Tea: Tastes earthy and pine-y and like friendship forged through mutual support of each other's vengeance schemes.
Wasp Eater: An idiot fuzzerpillar. Utterly adorable, more affectionate than you’d think, and absolutely loathed by a certain someone here. Don’t let her near it!
Heat Pad: A small cloth pouch that feels as if it's filled with rice. Can be heated and applied to an aching muscle or used to heat a cold bed.
Zodiac Shirt: A plain black T-shirt with a Leo symbol on it in olive.
Heating Pad: A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
Diver's Goggles: A well-worn pair of goggles, inscribed with the the address 'P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney'
Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!
Monochrome Bear Kigurumi: UPUUPUUPUUPUUPUU-
Towel: Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is.
The Good Stuff: A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
Antibiotic Gel: A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.
Whiskey (Nice): A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
Shovel: A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to--wait, this place is full of dirt!
Meteorite Arrowhead: An arrowhead discovered in some ancient ruins. Fashioned from a meteorite, they say that getting pierced by it will give you the power to see demons
Playing Cards: A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth.
Glitter Cannon Refill: Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
Fireworks: Light up the night sky. WARNING: Do not light indoors.
Flower Order: A paper slip with an order for a flower shop in Cartesio, Nevada. A gift from Franciscus.
Set of Dice: A full set of polyhedral dice of a random design, perfect for randomly coming up with a variety of numbers.
A Pirate's Life For Me: Not an actual life, just the outfit. But you could MAKE it a life if you wanted, because a pirate is free. Eye-Patch not included.
B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?
Holiday Sweater: Dear god this thing is tacky, but it's fluffy and warm.
Cloak: It's not magical in any way, but it might make you feel like it.
Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.
Trading
Inflatable Crocodile: An inflatable crocodile that one can lounge on! Love the crocodile. Be the crocodile.
Space Lube: A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs.
Zoles Diamond: A brand-name diamond popularly used in engagement rings. Although... this one's just an imitation...
Tuxedo Briefs: A pair of black and white briefs that look like a very dapper shirt and tie. You can tear away the front to reveal...a pair of the exact same briefs.
Trumpet: It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
Mad Hat: A large and obnoxious green tophat, bearing the price tag of "In this style 10/6".
G-Sick: Most people consider it a "throwaway watch" due to its poor quality. Still, it enjoys massive popularity thanks to its low price.
Hat Trick: A snazzy purple tophat.
Memorabilia Shirt: "I survived Wonderland and all I got was this lousy shirt."
Monstro: It's a figurine of a rather terrifying whale.
"Wizard" Cloak: A kinda cheap feeling red velvet hooded cloak.
Sanic the Hawtdawg Plush: An ill-advised tie-in toy to an even more ill-advised movie. The eyes haunt you.
Christmas Clothes: A blue suit with a red bow tie and a grey vest, plus a lovely bouquet of lilies to present to the person you're all dressed up for!
Rose in Vitro: A small rose stored inside a test tube. Makes a great gift. It's good for both hellos and farewells. In the language of flowers, a red rose means passionate love.
Golden Gun: A replica of the gun preferred by a famous assassin. It's not really much good by itself. You can't even cock it...
My Son: Your son now.
Doll: A small, unusual looking cloth doll, with brown hair and purple eyes.
Toy Laser Sword: A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
Chain: Ten feet of sturdy iron chain.
Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
Flotation Donut: A gigantic donut that doubles as a flotation device. And naturally, you can snack on it while floating out to sea. It comes in a variety of styles.
Red Like Rosepetals: Just. A bunch of rose petals, not even in a jar or anything. They smell like friendship, which coincidentally smells a lot like roses.
Foego: A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is cherry blast.
Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
Tróo: A broom that can shift between lazerblade and rifle when needed. Good for cleaning up messes of all kinds.
Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it.
Bad End Fit: A black suit and tie that comes with a thick collar and leash that can be worn around your neck.
Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
Insect Repellent: A acrid smelling liquid that will repel insects for a few hours if sprayed on something. It is safe for skin! Most skin! Human skin.
Signet Ring: A large golden ring with a foreign looking crest on it.
The Dreaded Knarrevik: An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
Smuppet: A puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump.
Tigerbreast: A toy version of a loyal pet!
Cape: A long and very unusual black cape, lined in bright blue, with several areas that look akin to butterfly wings.
Cerberus: It's a three headed dog! ...In plush form! The horns on its heads might look a little familiar.
Red Dress: Fashionable and slimming! For when you want to really shine on the dance floor. A gift from Pyrrha.
Microphone: A red bedazzled microphone— pick up with a pen, and overthrow history! (Or as we like to call it: HERSTORY)
Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
Burgie: A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.
Gone
Atlas Shrugged: A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
Tea: A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
Kirlian Camera: A camera invented to take pictures of electrical fields surrounding objects. Sadly, there's no film in it...
Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal!
A Cup of Pine Tea: Tastes earthy and pine-y and like friendship forged through mutual support of each other's vengeance schemes.